Chel Owens challenges us to write a funny, clean limerick about “resolutions”.
Those demons look deeply demented.
Based on deeds, none of them have repented.
Resolutions to keep
Are not won on the cheap.
With such demons you’ll turn up tormented.
Unfortunately I doubt that limerick’s funny. Here’s another attempt.
How I wish I could make resolutions
That would stick when they’re stuck in solutions
When solutions go weak
Resolutions will streak
At the cost of some nasty pollutions.
And that limerick doesn’t make any sense. Here’s another attempt.
Every plan I attempt goes to pot.
Every dream I cook up has a spot.
Resolutions today
May resolve in some way,
But they’re not, though, the kind that I’ve got.
And so I give up my resolution to write a limerick.
Linked to A Mused Poetry Contest.
Poetry, Short Prose and Walking 
You sure have a witty humour!
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I am glad you found them to be funny. Thank you, Shreya!
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Funny or not, I’m smiling. Good attempt, I’d even say successful attempt. 😀
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Thank you, Oneta!
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I enjoyed reading them :))
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Thank you, Pragalbha!
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I do like all three of these. I must say, you might be the first person to write a limerick about Hell. So that’s kind of funny.
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I am glad you found that first one funny. I thought it was in an odd way. Thank you, Jenna!
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Very good! I needed a laugh and you did just that. Thank you
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Thank you, Ana Maria!
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Well done! I enjoyed them.
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Thank you, Eugenia!
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Most welcome, Frank!
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I got the feeling you enjoyed this challenge!
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I did. 🙂 Thank you, Myrna!
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I like them both Frank 💜💜
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Thank you, Willow!
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