March 2026 Limericks

All of these limericks were originally posted to Esther Chilton’s Laughing Along With A Limerick during the month of March 2026.

Kiss Like This

There is bliss when a kiss doesn’t miss
though that snake in the grass loves to hiss.
Though the moon might be round
the fine sun can be found
in that bliss when we kiss just like this.

Prompt word: “hiss” March 2, 2026

It’s a sunset so yellow and bright. When I look to the clouds I see light.

The Joy Of Sprouting

It might sprout if it only went out
of its shell and then looked all about,
saw the sun in the sky
and white clouds flying high.
If it did . . . well, it did. It went out.

Prompt word: “sprout” March 9, 2026 (modified)

The trees do what they do. In an hour or two

Bath Math Path

Since a shower’s as good as a bath
and my heart is more true than my math,
I’ll rejoice and I’ll say
I am blessed everyday day
and not lost – not at all – on this path.

Prompt word: “bath” March 16, 2026 (modified)

will come darkness to wish a good night.

Wonderful Ride

When I ride I can look out and say,
What a wonderful, wonderful day!
If you’re sighing inside,
then come out for a ride.
Do not hide for the Lord leads the way.

Prompt word: “ride” March 23, 2026

Distracting Dog Treats

There once was a treat in a jar
on a shelf way up high very far
from the floor where he could
eat it up and he would
if he could get his nose in the jar.

Prompt word: “treat” March 30, 2026