Linda G. Hill’s One Liner Wednesday.


Once upon a time there was a wolf who loved to eat and a lad who loved crying “Wolf! Wolf!” even when there was no wolf. When people realized after a month or so that the lad was nowhere to be seen they figured the wolf must have eaten him. So, they erected a statue in the lad’s honor even though they couldn’t remember his name and barbecued the wolf.
Pigeons loved the statue. So did the tourists who couldn’t believe that anyone in his right mind would have erected it.
After all of that everyone realized that there were no good reasons, no matter how many times they shuffled them, for anyone not to live happily ever after – which meant there were no good reasons for me not to either – and so we all did.
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Denise offers the prompt word “shuffle” for this week’s Six Sentence Stories.

Dale offers this week’s Cosmic Photo Challenge to present photos “that lead the eye to a specific place or object”.
To get this effect I think one needs one or more starting points and then an ending point (which might be the starting point through various intermediate points).
I found four photos that I think do this.




Once upon a time there was a tiny town that became recklessly prosperous when it erected a statue to a lad who was eaten by a wolf and then found to be uneaten. The town grew and grew and grew to the point that the authorities of Middleuh Noware decided it was time to put it on the map.
Everyone agreed that the town should be called after the lad, but no one knew the lad’s name. Fortunately, when the lad returned they had the opportunity to ask him just what his name was hoping it would be something catchy like Tom, Dick or Harry. The lad was only too delighted to relay to them that his full name was Gregorio Gregoritos Gregorino Pretentious the Third, but his friends called him simply Daturd.
Given those circumstances, they named the town Ladville and everyone lived happily ever after.
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Denise offers the prompt word “relay” to be used in this week’s Six Sentence Stories.

Dale offers the prompt “over the bridge” for this week’s Cosmic Photo Challenge.
I am not sure if these are all bridges, but there is water, water everywhere.
Here they go!
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But what saith it? The word is nigh thee, even in thy mouth, and in thy heart: that is, the word of faith, which we preach; That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
Romans 10:8-9 KJV

Once upon a time when the lad returned uneaten questions arose. If the lad wasn’t eaten, how were the town folk going to explain the statue and the truly tall tales they were telling to the tourists?
The town’s scientist came to the rescue explaining that if they only knew science the way he did they would see that when light hit the lad’s chiral polypeptide lipid loving amino acids they’d order the polymerization end to end bringing back together again the lad as if nothing happened. Our beloved scientist patiently lectured the uneducated town folk (since they patiently listened) on how science had proven over and over again that stuff that couldn’t happen happened all the time.
Although the town folk didn’t buy his tale (deep down anyway), they were glad to have something to tell those tourists who wouldn’t shut their mouths when they were told nonsense. Besides – town folk being town folk – once they realized that they were just too stupid to understand, what they couldn’t understand previously suddenly made sense so everyone could go back to living happily ever after again.
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Denise offers the prompt word “order” for this week’s Six Sentence Stories.

All of these limericks were originally posted to Esther Chilton’s Laughing Along With A Limerick during the month of March 2026.
Kiss Like This
There is bliss when a kiss doesn’t miss
though that snake in the grass loves to hiss.
Though the moon might be round
the fine sun can be found
in that bliss when we kiss just like this.
Prompt word: “hiss” March 2, 2026

The Joy Of Sprouting
It might sprout if it only went out
of its shell and then looked all about,
saw the sun in the sky
and white clouds flying high.
If it did . . . well, it did. It went out.
Prompt word: “sprout” March 9, 2026 (modified)

Bath Math Path
Since a shower’s as good as a bath
and my heart is more true than my math,
I’ll rejoice and I’ll say
I am blessed everyday day
and not lost – not at all – on this path.
Prompt word: “bath” March 16, 2026 (modified)

Wonderful Ride
When I ride I can look out and say,
What a wonderful, wonderful day!
If you’re sighing inside,
then come out for a ride.
Do not hide for the Lord leads the way.
Prompt word: “ride” March 23, 2026
Distracting Dog Treats
There once was a treat in a jar
on a shelf way up high very far
from the floor where he could
eat it up and he would
if he could get his nose in the jar.
Prompt word: “treat” March 30, 2026