The Age of Mistaken Mythology: Flat?

During the Age of Mistaken Mythology, while Gabriel, Brian, and Edgar were eating, Brian asked Edgar, “What if the Earth were flat like this pizza…”

Gravity would pull the edges towards the center. Not knowing what to do with all the stuff gravity forced it to hold, the center would puff out. In no time, you’d have a big, beautiful ball.

Brian said, “I was going to ask, ‘How would it taste?'”

With his mouth full, Gabriel said, “Delicious!”

Denise offers the prompt word “hold” for this week’s Six Sentence Stories.

Here’s how to flatten dominoes.
                                   Isaiah 40:22 NKJV 
                       It is He who sits above the circle of the earth, 
                       And its inhabitants are like grasshoppers, 
                       Who stretches out the heavens like a curtain, 
                       And spreads them out like a tent to dwell in.
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35 thoughts on “The Age of Mistaken Mythology: Flat?”

  3. but, what about the pineapples?

    I am not a fan of pizza mostly because I don’t eat cheese. (Talk about one of the values of being a clark… being comfortable going to a pizza parlor and ordering one, “everything, except for cheese”

    fun Six

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  11. All amazing. A box, not a boat. Dominoes. Pizza, as long as there’s lots of cheese!! It would taste better than Dominos Pizza! Everything outside of Christ is a myth! All a mythtake!!

    We think we actually know something?? We don’t. All i know is the power of Christ is not hit or miss?

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