Linda G. Hill’s One Liner Wednesday.


The plumber watched his apprentice work on a shower faucet. It was old and probably could use more repair than he was authorized to perform.
The apprentice tried to loosen a tight connection. He asked the plumber, What if I break it?
The idea haunted the plumber as well, but he wasn’t particularly worried, because what good would worrying do? The only advice that came to his mind and which he offered while those who owned the condo watched the repair was, Don’t break it.
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Denise offers the prompt word “haunt” to be used in this week’s Six Sentence Stories.
Matthew 6:25 KJV – Therefore I say unto you, Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on. Is not the life more than meat, and the body than raiment?

Dale offers the prompt “fun in the sun” for this week’s Cosmic Photo Challenge.
The first photo could also viewed as fun in the wind. Since I can’t swim, this is not something I plan on trying to do.
When the sun rises the birds are there to greet it. Sunrises are more fun with a few clouds to color the sky and many birds.
I imagine whoever is in the boat in the last photo is trying to get home before it’s dark.
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Esther Chilton offers a weekly limerick prompt which I started participating in. Here are four limericks which I’ve posted in the comment sections of her prompts.
I’ve included two photos of critters I ran into on my walks so the reader’s brain doesn’t fry on an overdose of rhyme, alliteration and the anapestic presentation of the (nearly) nonsensical.
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Though he said if I wanted to chill
there’s a pill I could take if I will,
but I don’t trust the guy
nor the look in his eye
nor whatever might be in his pill.
Posted March 31, 2025
I am old. I am bold and the rage
trapped inside must get out on some stage.
So I whine and I cry.
So I ramble and lie.
So I act unbecoming my age.
Posted February 3, 2025

He was woke. He was broke. He was cursed
By some demons who got to him first
Then a witch (maybe two)
Then that wizard who knew
That a wizard’s most likely the worst.
Appeared December 9, 2024
It is white. It is bright. It is snow.
Down the street, if I’m forced to, I’d go.
But I’m not, so I won’t.
You ask, why? Well, I don’t
really know and that’s all that I know.
Posted January 6, 2025

Free from worries and their fear
since the Lord is always near.
His voice is what I’ve learned to hear
and He will lead me home.
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Ronovan Hester offers the inspiration “learn” for this week’s Ovi Poetry Challenge. Also posted on Poet’s Corner.
2 Corinthians 3:17 KJV – Now the Lord is that Spirit: and where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty.

As Brian paced back and forth through the park he was unaware that an old man, sitting on a bench in the shade, was listening to him as he complained about some guy he called a “flake” and then whined about some other guy he said needed to get his “head screwed on straight”.
Ya gotta forgive um, the old man finally shouted as Brian wandered past him once more.
WHAT?
They’re idiots.
Ah . . . good point.
And so are you.
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Denise offers the prompt word “flake” to be used in this week’s Six Sentence Stories.
Matthew 18:21-22 KJV – 21 Then came Peter to him, and said, Lord, how oft shall my brother sin against me, and I forgive him? till seven times?
22 Jesus saith unto him, I say not unto thee, Until seven times: but, Until seventy times seven.

Dale offers the prompt “symmetry” for this week’s Cosmic Photo Challenge.
The first photo shows symmetry in a wooden fence.
The second shows symmetry in tile pavement.
The third shows the symmetry of the horizon.
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Christian apologists who accept evolution do not realize how huge the holes are in their gospel nets.
What they don’t see is that the Bible offers not only a viable explanation of the universe we live in, but it offers the only viable explanation for it. The others are impossible modern mythologies masquerading as scientific theories.
The problem for the atheist is that one would have to accept the God of the Bible for the biblical explanation to be viable especially with the age of the universe being less than 8000 years.
But that’s ridiculous! Once you realize that it is not, you will start taking the Bible seriously enough to mend the holes in the net.
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In a 13 minute video Calvin Smith presented arguments every Christian apologist who still accepts evolution needs to hear. Atheists already know these arguments: any god who would use the cruel and destructive means of elimination known as evolution to bring about creation is unloving and morally suspect. Christian morals should make one reject the very god those apologists witlessly try to promote.
Smith described Christian apologists who accept evolution as casting gospel nets with holes in them.

Don’t listen to ungodly thought.
Don’t rise with sinners. You’ll get caught
and should you think that scorn has bought
you mercy, it has not.
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Ronovan Hester offers the inspiration “rise” for this week’s Ovi Poetry Challenge. Also posted on Poet’s Corner.
Psalm 1:1 KJV – Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful.
