I put together this six-question multiple choice test to help people see if they have a biblical worldview, or not. There’s an answer key at the end as well as a consolation prize for those who do not pass the test.
The Test
Is abortion wrong? (Hint: Exodus 20:13)
A) Abortion is wrong.
B) People can decide for themselves whether abortion is wrong.
C) What does abortion have to do with a biblical worldview?
How many genders are there? (Hint: Genesis 1:27)
A) There are two and only two genders.
B) People can decide for themselves how many genders there are and which gender they want to be whenever they want to be it.
C) My gender is none of your business unless I make it your business by insisting you remember my pronouns.
If you are on the beach looking at the ocean, where do you think all of that water came from? (Hint: Genesis 6-9)
A) The water came from Noah's global flood.
B) The water got there somehow billions of years ago.
C) Who cares where the water came from?
Given that people speak many languages today where did this linguistic diversity come from? (Hint: Genesis 11:1-9 and Douglas Petrovich’s explanation)
A) The diversity originated from God confusing the language of the people at Babel. Then the Babel dispersion began. From that dispersion language families arose.
B) The diversity happened somehow as the result of a long evolutionary process taking perhaps a million years.
C) However it happened, no god had anything to do with it.
What’s going to happen to us? (Hint: Revelation 4-22)
A) Jesus will return for His bride. Our spirits will never cease to be. Our bodies and souls will be renewed. The only concern will be whether we are part of His bride, or not.
B) Humanity will go on for millions, if not billions, of years searching the stars for other intelligent lifeforms and then it will go extinct.
C) Whatever happens there will be no heaven, no hell, no nothing—--Get used to it!
Who is Jesus? (Hint: See this list of Bible verses.)
A) Jesus is God, the second Person of the Trinity.
B) Jesus, like Buddha and Socrates, was a great guy with sound moral teaching whom we should use as a model if we want to be good like he was.
C) Jesus never existed.
The Answer Key
How did you do on the test?
If you answered A for each of the above, then your worldview is biblical. If you answered B or C, even once, you need to ask yourself: What made you think those answers had any chance of being correct?
The Consolation Prize
For those who flunked the test there’s still Buddha, Sarasvati, Gaia, Thor, Moloch, Lucifer and Cosmic Consciousness to name a few of the many options that remain. Pick one or more of them. Then think and think and think going down, down, down the rabbit hole until…
Until when?
…until you get tired of the futility and long for the real thing.