Linda G. Hill’s One Liner Wednesday.


George decided to write his Philosophy of Everything so future generations could be as confused as he was.
He wrote and wrote and wrote explaining how spacetimes instantiated invisible worlds wherever a wavefunction collapsed. Not liking the idea of other people’s minds getting in the way with objections, he reduced them to mindless matter. He called his branch of philosophical foam The New Mysterianism of the Matter Mind.
Eventually George published his book.
Not even the devil bothered to read it.
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Denise offers the prompt word “foam” to be used in this week’s Six Sentence Stories.
Colossians 2:8 KJV
Beware lest any man spoil you through philosophy and vain deceit, after the tradition of men, after the rudiments of the world, and not after Christ.

We’re each a blessing when we sow.
Where ground is good our choice seeds grow.
The harvest goes to those who know
we help by planting seeds.
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Ronovan Hester offers the inspiration “help” for this week’s Ovi Poetry Challenge. Also posted on Poet’s Corner.

Looking at the relics of his past, those lingering memories of his old habits, George couldn’t see how he got from there to here no matter how many self-help programs he pursued. Oh, sure, he gave most of those programs five-stars, but he knew none of them helped and none of them did.
The problem was that it’s hard to love when one loves to whine. And George’s imagination gave him plenty of targets for his wrath.
Then George gave up, figuring it was most likely all his own fault. Laughing, the Lord said, “Finally!”
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Denise offers the prompt word “relic” to be used in this week’s Six Sentence Story.
The idea for this story came from Mary “Tq Housecat” who called Romans 5:1-9 “the best six-sentence story ever written!”

Don’t move your mind away from Him.
The devil’s light is nightmare grim.
It blinds with darkness ever dim,
but you don’t have to move.
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Ronovan Hester offers the inspiration “move” for this week’s Ovi Poetry Challenge. Also posted on Poet’s Corner.
Isaiah 26:3 KJV
Thou wilt keep him in perfect peace, whose mind is stayed on thee: because he trusteth in thee.

Between the evening and the morning Bryan’s dream suddenly came true. When he realized what had happened he began dancing and shouting with joy.
Offended by all the noise, Bryan’s mind, being rational and all, reminded him, “Your dream couldn’t have happened in a billion years!”
Bryan’s celebrating stopped.
Though officially brainless, Bryan’s gut made an observation: “Well, we do know that a dream with a supposed look-back time of a billion years actually happened, don’t we?” The confused body parts remained silent until they felt Bryan himself resume his joy with thankfulness.
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Denise offers the prompt word “dream” to be used in this week’s Six Sentence Story.
Genesis 1:5 KJV
And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

Dale offers the prompt “morning light” for this week’s Cosmic Photo Challenge.
We were in Prague last month. On the way back we stopped at St. Moritz, Switzerland.
I took these photos in the early morning. There’s a trail that goes all around this lake which we walked the evening before.


