Avocado Toast – Carrot Ranch Story

For years Bill enjoyed beer, pizza and ice-cream. When diagnosed with an autoimmune disease he changed his diet.

Someone told him to stop drinking beer. He stopped. Someone suggested avocado toast. What’s that?  He was told it’s obvious what that is. So he tried it. Someone said to stop eating pizza. Is that because of the wheat? Yes. There goes the toast.

Bill’s weight sank to normal and he felt better. He noticed he was spending less on food than before. Thankfully no one told him to stop eating avocados, but then he no longer asked them for advice.


Linked to the Carrot Ranch November 12 Flash Fiction Challenge where Charli Mills offers the theme of “avocado toast”.


A very short story of mine, “Friday the 13th”, appeared in Whispers and Echoes. I am grateful to the editor Sammi Cox for accepting it.

Wide Lake Michigan

Spring Weather

This memoire recently appeared in the Prairie Writers Guild 2020 anthology, From the Edge of the Prairie. I am grateful to Connie Kingman for accepting it and for the editorial comments from John D. Groppe. This anthology is not readily available and so I am reprinting it here since I still own the copyright.


I was twelve in 1963 living on a farm with my family in Newton County.  My brother, two sisters and I were used to severe thunderstorms in the spring.  Our two youngest brothers were likely too small to realize the dangers.  Each spring I wondered how bad it would get and hoped for the best.  I could sense how serious a storm was by the brightness of the lightning and how loud and how soon afterwards the thunder cracked.  Sometimes the power went out, but that power failure didn’t bother me as much as the thunder.  What really convinced me of the severity of a storm was whether Mom would light a votive candle near the small statues of Jesus and Mary.  I assumed she and Dad knew more than I did and Dad never discouraged any of those prayers.  I imagined he was praying as well as he watched the sky for signs of trouble.

The house was old.  It was set on cement blocks and shook in the wind.  There was a detached root cellar with a dirt floor about two feet below the surface of the surrounding flat farmland.  If it were any deeper, I suspect it could have reached the water table and at least seasonally flooded.  To keep it cool and further protect it Dad piled earth against its cement block walls.  At least once in my memory we used that root cellar as shelter from a storm.

Storms worth worrying about came from the west.  Looking west we could see fields and forests and vaguely in the distance a building from a neighbor’s farm perhaps over a quarter mile away.  To this day, I don’t know who that neighbor was, but I am sure Dad did.  Although there were closer neighbors along County Road 55 on the east side of the house running north and south, some of whom I did know, that distant building was the only one I could see from our farmhouse.

When such storms appeared Mom prayed with us, Dad listened to the radio and watched the skies as long as possible, and our uncle on Dad’s side if he were there might say something like, “If it’s my time to go, it’s my time to go.”  Once a storm came while we were having a birthday party.  The phone attached to the wall began to smoke with the smell of burning electrical insulation.  I remember another uncle swiftly lifting his foot and kicking the phone off the wall.  

Such were my childhood adventures of growing up in northwestern Indiana.  Although my dreams centered around fighting alongside Flash Gordon as we saved Dale Arden from Ming the Merciless, the real adventures happened on my knees with my brothers and sisters and Mom staying together in case we had to go to the root cellar.

The worst storm that I ever experienced occurred on April 17th 1963. 

I didn’t realize that anything was about to happen, but thinking back on it our parents must have been well alerted by weather reports from the radio.  They kept us all inside for some reason even though the afternoon appeared bright and calm.  Some of us likely wanted to go out. If you looked to the east, it was a nice day.  Then Dad rushed inside telling us to get into the car.  As the oldest I made sure my brother and sisters moved outside.  Mom carried our two youngest brothers.

As we got into the car the clear afternoon sky above us gave me a full view of that contrasting western sky.  A tornado, wider than I thought tornados could get, was heading toward the farm.  It was coming straight for us.  I imagined what might happen next.  First the barn and grain shed would be demolished, then the garage, then the chicken house and finally the farmhouse.  I supposed the cellar would go as well burying anyone seeking shelter in it.

Dad started the car and we rushed to the end of what seemed at the time a needlessly long lane.  Then he had to make a choice.  Should he go north or south on 55?  He chose south perhaps because the view had fewer trees to block his vision of the approaching winds.  We were half a mile away when Mom told him that the tornado had changed direction and was again heading toward us.  I remember seeing the side view of his face as he turned to look through her window to confirm this.  Whatever he was feeling he appeared alert and focused only on his next move.  He braked turning into the entrance of a field, put the car in reverse, backed out, shifted to first, shifted to second, shifted to third.  As we drove north I looked back to see the tornado cross 55.  

By the time we reached the farmhouse, which was still standing along with all of the other buildings thanks to the change in direction of the storm, hail had begun to fall.  Dad parked close to the porch of the house so we could quickly get inside.  He continued to watch the hail and the clearing sky for a few minutes longer. I don’t think he was concerned anymore, but he needed solitude to gain composure and express his gratitude.  

According to the newspaper report I found in our parents’ album sixteen people were hospitalized and the Gifford area in Jasper County was hit the hardest.  There were also a couple of photos of the tornado from that paper, but neither of them compared at all well with my memory of that wide, tall column of darkness full of twisting wind coming through the calm of a peaceful day across open fields toward us.

Spring

The American Swamp 7

15 Now if ye be ready that at what time ye hear the sound of the cornet, flute, harp, sackbut, psaltery, and dulcimer, and all kinds of musick, ye fall down and worship the image which I have made; well: but if ye worship not, ye shall be cast the same hour into the midst of a burning fiery furnace; and who is that God that shall deliver you out of my hands? 16 Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, answered and said to the king, O Nebuchadnezzar, we are not careful to answer thee in this matter. 17 If it be so, our God whom we serve is able to deliver us from the burning fiery furnace, and he will deliver us out of thine hand, O king. 18 But if not, be it known unto thee, O king, that we will not serve thy gods, nor worship the golden image which thou hast set up.

Daniel 3:15-18 King James Version

I just finished listening to Sid Roth’s interview of Mario Murillo during this interim period when the outcome of the presidential election in the United States is uncertain. I agree with Murillo. I agree with both of them.

Sid Roth Interview of Mario Murillo
Leaf Covered Forest

Lost Time – Carrot Ranch Flash Fiction

Thinking back Bill wished he did things differently years ago. Not that he would have had any basis to change given what he knew then, but he wished he knew then what he knew now.

His son Clifford was screaming obscenities at him. He saw himself through his father’s eyes and cringed. He realized he deserved the scorn, but for reasons Clifford wouldn’t acknowledge.

Bill regretted all this lost time.  How could he make things right now?  He considered praying and cringed again. Was it a miracle, he wondered, when embarrassed he bent his knees, cringed and finally understood?


Linked to Carrot Ranch November 5 Flash Fiction Challenge where Charli Mills offers the theme of “lost time” for these stories of 99 words.

Red Autumn Trail

Tender – Six Sentence Story

Stephanie suggested that her father visit the Nature Center at a part of the Forest Preserve that was further away than his normal trails.  Every year when she was in middle school they took a field trip to that center and listened to the guides describe the wild birds and animals that lived there.

When her father reached the Nature Center he chose a loop trail realizing that he had been there before, long ago, with Stephanie when she was at a tender age, barely able to walk.  He counted the decades and felt time disappear in his memory.

A healthy, but elderly couple approached and asked him how short the loop was concerned that it might go on for over a mile.  He answered as one well-acquainted with this very short loop that even a child could walk saying, “It’s not long at all.”


Linked to Six Sentence Stories where Denise offers the word “tender” to use in the story.

Trail Memories
GirlieOnTheEdge Denise Farley's six-sentence-stories icon
GirlieOnTheEdge Denise Farley’s six-sentence-stories icon

Water and Rescue

When Lydia was playing in a shallow pool about four inches deep she stumbled and fell face down into the water. The problem is she did not stand up.  She kept her face submerged in the water.  She was very young.

Her father was watching her and saw what happened.  He got up out of his chair, stepped into the water and lifted her. He and his wife wiped off the water.  Lydia smiled.  That was enough water play for today.

It wasn’t a dangerous rescue.  Some rescues are routine, but imagine the consequences if they had not happened.


Linked to Carrot Ranch October 30 Flash Fiction Challenge where Charli Mills offers the theme of “life savers on any body of water”.


A short story of mine, “Unexpected Call”, appeared in Whispers and Echoes. I am grateful to Sammi Cox for accepting it.

All that blue at the horizon is Lake Michigan

Sunday Walk 13

And many of us, we’ve not come to that place. We’ve become saved, but our lives still belong to us. It’s not the way it’s supposed to be.

Wes Bentley, Calvary Chapel Miami Beach, October 25, 2020 (about 8:50)

Wes Bentley was the guest pastor last Sunday (October 24th, 2020) at Calvary Chapel Miami Beach. He is the founder of Far Reaching Ministries. His sermon on world missions is powerful.

Wes Bentley, The Road to Damascus

Erica-Sommer Dudley is the administrator at Calvary Chapel Miami Beach. Here is one of her songs, “In the Footsteps of You”.

Erica-Sommer Dudley, In the Footsteps of You

Foundation – Six Sentence Story

The foreign interests used the pleasures of wealth and sex as the foundation of their plan to blackmail those with political, judicial or media power. The moral character of a good many across this spectrum was weak enough that they took the bait.

When the foreign interests informed those entrapped of the incriminating evidence possessed against them, they realized they were compromised. They should have resigned and faced the appropriate punishments exposing the infiltration of those foreign interests in the process. Instead they decided it was safer for them to do what the foreign interests told them to do.

That is, it was safer until those with stronger moral character exposed them and drained their putrid swamp.


Linked to Six Sentence Story where Denise offers the prompt word “foundation”.

Oak Leaves
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GirlieOnTheEdge Denise Farley’s six-sentence-stories icon

Draining the Swamp

“These fools no longer believe in anything.  Before if you said headless they’d have had enough brains to say horseman. Now they don’t even know what you’re talking about.”

That brought a round of cackling.

“We’ve got every pretentious intellectual asserting they follow the science without realizing our academic stooges rigged their stupid science.”

How they love cackling.

“They don’t even know how rigged things are.  Their media, their major corporations and those god-awful, pompous academics wallow in our swamp and most of them don’t even know it.  They think they’re doing good.”

More cackling.

“They think they’re saving the planet.”

Cackle!!

“The absolute stupidest worship our own lord Satan.”

Cackle! Cackle!

“Well, some do know, but they’re weak.  Their Jehu was a prayer.  He was too little too late.  We deluded or we compromised everyone into slandering him.”

Ringworm continued gloating.   The other demons were hoping he was right, but since so much was fake after Ringworm’s monkeying they weren’t sure what was going on.  However, no one could deny Ringworm was a genius.  

We’ll bring this country down!

There was more cackling, stomping and braindead merrymaking until a frightened sentinel rushed in and shouted, “JEHU WON THE ELECTION!”

“WHAAAAT!  Battle stations! The swamp, my precious murky, putrid swamp, he’ll drain it!”


Linked to Ronovan Writes The 13 Writing Challenge where the word count should be less than or equal to 513 and congruent to 13 modulo 100. Mine is 213 words. There are plenty of other scary constraints besides it being due today, October 28th, which is a Wednesday the 13th modulo 15 of the month. So hurry. The headless horseman is chasing you.

For those who aren’t familiar with Jehu, see 2 Kings chapters 9 and 10. For those who want more stories of the antics of similar demons, see C.S. Lewis’s The Screwtape Letters. For those who don’t know what I’m talking about, watch the following video. Now if that isn’t scary, I don’t know what is.

Donald J Trump, Now we know why Joe got so angry!

The American Swamp 5

The big news is that the same outlet claims that (a) Communist China owns Joe Biden; (b) Joe Biden sold out CIA assets in China who were then executed or imprisoned; and (c) GTV has millions of images showing other presumably influential people in comprising positions.

Andrea Widburg, “Forget the Hunter Biden sex tapes. The real news is much bigger than that.” American Thinker, October 25, 2020 (Found on Citizen Free Press)

Once Donald Trump wins the election on November 3rd, the draining of the American swamp can begin. I hope to see Ruby Giuliani leading that. Here is another message from him, Episode 79.

Rudy Giuliani, Incriminating Biden Documents Delivered To Delaware Police Department
A sign I saw at a rally in Northbrook, Illinois, on October 24, 2020, and Donald Trump was not even there to draw the crowd.

I am a registered Democrat in Miami Beach, Florida. I voted for the President, Donald Trump, and I predict he will win on November 3rd. Then I predict he, along with the help of others, will drain this swamp.

I am grateful that the Senate confirmed Amy Coney Barrett as an Associate Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court with a vote of 52 to 48.