One-Liner Wednesday — Worries

It’s that one time in a million when my neurotic intuition is right that worries me.


Linked to Linda G. Hill’s One-Liner Wednesday.

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Santa Self-Care — #writephoto

Mark loudly rang his own doorbell. “Thank you, Santa!” He heard Julie’s feet pitter-patter as she rushed to the door. “Have a nice day, Santa, in your snowy fairy glen at the North Pole.”

Julie looked outside. “Where’s Santa?”

“Sorry, Julie. Santa’s gone. He left gifts for you.”

Eventually someone would have to tell his daughter about Santa, but Mark couldn’t do it. She’ll have to cure herself even if she breaks her own heart.

Later that day Julie answered the door. “Santa! Back so soon?”

“Who was that?”

“Sorry, Dad. Santa’s gone, but he left you this present.”


Text: Linked to Sue Vincent’s Thursday Photo Prompt and Charli Mills’ Carrot Ranch Flash Fiction Challenge with the prompt “self-care”.

Photo: Sue Vincent provided the photo for the prompt.

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One-Liner Wednesday — Just Because

Just because smart guys tell you they will be able to dump you into a computer some day, given enough funding, does not mean they will ever, ever be able to do that.


Linked to Linda G. Hill’s One-Liner Wednesday.

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Don’t Bump Me in the Night

What’s spooky in November
Fireworks my fear.
Bumps and groans
And nighttime moans
Entertain my ears.


Photos: “What Goes Bump in the Night”, above, and “Spooky Plants”, below, by the author and linked to K’lee and Dale’s Cosmic Photo Challenge with the theme “What Goes Bump in the Night” and, since I think they are all mundane enough, trablogger’s Mundane Monday.

Spooky Plants

One-Liner Wednesday — Wit

Wit: Someone whose mouth runs faster than his brain.


Linked to Linda G. Hill’s One-Liner Wednesday.

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One-Liner Wednesday — Another Day

Another day to do some good whether it does any good or not.


Linked to Linda G. Hill’s One-Liner Wednesday.

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One-Liner Wednesday — Karma

There’s plenty of karma to go around.


Linked to Linda G. Hill’s One-Liner Wednesday.

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